i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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