he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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