At least make sure they are 18
Why
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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