I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she told me i tasted like america
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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