Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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