as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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