Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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