You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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