just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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