But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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