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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  What happened?....

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  He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....

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• (626): View more from California

  he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream

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• (845): View more from New York

  What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know

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• (315): View more from New York

  when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?

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• (323): View more from California

  Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!

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