so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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