idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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