when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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