And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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