i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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