she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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