Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I've blown a few things in my day
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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