I hate your face
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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