Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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