no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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