who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
do herpes really smell.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize