420 ftw
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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