I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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