Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
youre lurking in front of me
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
