wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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