belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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