Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
