A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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