All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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