im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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