dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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