i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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