Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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