i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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