you win again, gameday.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.