She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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