He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in