I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you win again, gameday.
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worst night to have a conscience
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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