She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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