I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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