Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i believe in u and ur pee
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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