oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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