omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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