Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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