If i come over, it means nothing
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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