I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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