We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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