Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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