I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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