i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Randomize
