let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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