I am puke
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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