Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Your penis caused this!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
