i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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