This girl is more easily done than said...
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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