the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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