Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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