I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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